"Blonde try to commit suicide" joke

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, “I’m hanging myself. ” “You’re supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist, ” said the onlooker. “I tried that, ” replied the blonde, “but I couldn’t breathe.

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