"Bob, You're An Asshole" joke
Dear Bob or Mr. Enzyte (However you like to be addressed:)
First off, you don't have to explain to me why there are no brothers in any of the commercials. I am pretty sure we know why. But something for you to think about, what if brothers started taking Enzyte? Well, I am sure that your commercials would increase, and possible make a medical statement like, "May cause death if taken by brothers. "
Ok, I must congratulate you for your research. I mean, you guys must be geniuses, because the way I see it there are at least twenty other ways your miracle pill could go wrong. How does it work? How does your miracle pill know that it's not making a big toe bigger? I've seen men with one shoe bigger than the other. Were these men some of your firs test subjects? Did O.J. take the pill before it was finished and his fingers grew, therefore, making the gloves not fit? Help a brother figure this out! And how come the balls don't grow, or do they? Wait, I've seen those men with that huge ball! Test subjects?
Anyway, the reason I am writing, is because I think you should fire your marketing person. I was watching one of your commercials and it said with my order, I would receive a free t-shirt. Are you kidding me!? I mean if I had a little penis, I sure as hell wouldn't want to broadcast it to the world by wearing a Bob Enzyte t-shirt! I mean, why don't I just go up to everybody and say, "Hey, I have a little penis and I needed a little help!" Yeah, that sounds like a great shirt. NOT!
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