"Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates die and meet God" joke

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were having a meeting in an airplane.
At one point, the airplane runs out of fuel and crashed. All three die.
When waking up, they find themselves standing, facing God. God looks at them and says: "You know, not everyone can enter Heaven. It depends what you believe in."
Turning to Yeltsin, God asks: "So, what do you believe in?". "I believe in equality for everyone and everyone should share what they own" Yeltsin answers. "Good", replies God, "Come and sit to my left."
Then turning to Bill Clinton, God asks: "So, what do you believe in?".
"I believe in free speech and democracy", Clinton says.
"Good", replies God, "Come and sit to my right."
Finally, turning to Bill Gates, God asks: "So, what do you believe in?".
Bill Gates looks at God and says: "I believe you are sitting in my chair."

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