"Boxing competition" joke

A mediocre Haryanavi lad somehow managed to reach the finals of a boxing competition. At the final encounter, he had to face a tough Jat from Uttar Pradesh who happened to be a former heavyweight champion. When the Haryanavi boxer was proceeding towards the ring where the much-awaited bout was to take place, it was noticed that he hung back.
"C'mon- It's all right," said the Haryanavi's coach with a view to boosting his morale. "Just say to yourself' I'm going to knock him out' and see, you'll be the ultimate winner."
"That's no good, Sir," replied the hopeless Haryanavi boxer. "Manne malum sai ki mein kitna jhoota sai (I know what a liar I am)."

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