"Bozo Cops" joke
From Seattle, Washington comes the story of a group of cops who couldn't tell the good guys from the bad.
It all began when an 18 year old bozo stole a police car and a cop on bicycle patrol reported seeing the stolen vehicle. A patrol car arrived on the scene and was waiting at a stop light when a second patrol car arrived.
The officer in the second car thought the driver of the first car was our bozo thief and proceeded to ram the vehicle with his car. The officer in the first car thought he was being attacked by the stolen car driver and opened fire. The officer in the second car returned fire and more that twenty shots were fired before the officers realized their mistake. Fortunately, no one was injured.
In the meantime, our bozo thief thought better of things and drove the stolen patrol car to a police station and gave himself up.
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