"Breathalyzer test!" joke

After a wild freeway chase, the motorcycle cop waved the speeding sports car over to the curb. When he walked up to the drivers window, he was surprised to find a very attractive blonde behind the wheel.
"Ma'am," he said ."I'm afraid we're going to have to give you a Breathalyzer test to see whether or not you've been drinking."
The test was taken and as the officer eyed the results, he said, "Lady, you've had a couple of stiff ones."
"That's amazing!"the girl cried."You mean it shows that, too!"

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