"A girl walks up to a retarded boy..." joke
A girl walks up to a retarded boy named Bubba and says to him, "Bubba, come to my house tonight." Bubba replies, " Bubba don't want to." And she replies, "I'll tell my momma on you." So Bubba goes to her house that night. The girl meets him at the front door and says, " Bubba, go upstairs to my room." Bubba replies, " Bubba don't want to." And she replies I'll tell my momma on you." So he goes up to her room. She meets him there and says to him, "Bubba, get undressed and lie on you back on my bed." Bubba replies, " Bubba don't want to." And she replies I'll tell my momma on you." So he does what she said. She gets undressed and tells him, "Bubba, let me get on top of you." Bubba replies, " Bubba don't want to." And she replies I'll tell my momma on you." So he lets her get on top of him. About 10 minutes later and a few position changes, the mom gets home and sees Bubba on her daughter. Angry, she yells, "Bubba, get of of her."Bubba replies, " Bubba don't want to."
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