"Buffet to Give Away Fortune" joke

Little Junior Buffet
Sat on his tuffet
While his dad made all the pay
And when it came time to retire
Warren gave away Berkshire
And Junior cried and cried and wailed and sobbed and threw a book across the room almost hitting his wife and then went out for a drink which turned into a few bottles and drove home wrecklessly in the middle of the night because what did it all matter anyway, but went on record saying how proud he was of his father
All the day.

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