"Bully Bush" joke
North Korea declared Tuesday that it will be conducting its first-ever nuclear test in response to what it called "increasing U.S. hostility".
President Bush responded by giving Kim Jong Il a wedgie and then taking his lunch money.
North Korea has tested 6 missiles, with one of them having the potential to reach the USA, mainly California. California? Great! Who cares? Don't bother me. I live in New York. Let me know when they have one that can reach Chicago, cause then it's too close for comfort.
Barack Obama said the test was of "grave concern." Britain's Prime Minister Gordon Brown said the move was "misguided." And France's President Nicolas Sarkozy announced his country's "unconditional surrender."
In the wake of North Korea's missile tests, President Bush admitted that the U.S.'s missile defense system's abilities are "modest." For the time being, Bush is stationing Dick Cheney and his shotgun on a cruiser in the Sea of Japan.
The U.S. says North Korea launched a long-range missile, but it failed thirty-five seconds after take-off. North Korea says it was a successful launch of an extremely-short-range missile.