"Bumper Sticker Rebuttal" joke
Seen on a bumper sticker:
"I don't care who's on board, what you love, who you brake for or what you'd rather be doing."
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...
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Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one and
Bill Clinton uses his a lot
What is "it"?
A last name!
Now what were you thinking?
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What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"
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