"Buying A Rifle Scope" joke
A man, shopping for a new scope for his rifle, entered a sporting goods store. The clerk took out a scope and said, "This is such a good scope, you can see my house all the way up that hill over there." The man took a look through the scope and began to laugh.
"What's so funny?" the clerk asked.
"I can see a naked man and a naked woman running all over the house," replied the man.
The clerk immediately grabbed the scope from him and looked at his house. Enraged, he handed the man two bullets and said, "I'll make you a deal. Here are two bullets. Shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's penis off, and I'll let you have the scope for nothing!"
The man took another look through the scope and said, "You know what? I'm sure I'll be able to do that with one shot!"
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