"Caesar and Cleopatra" joke

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see more...

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Anonym:I have a good one! Cleopatra - Queen of Denile! Get it? Denile? The Nile? lol1
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