"Call To Mom" joke
A man called his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?""Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak."The son said, "Why are you so weak?"She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."The man said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."
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