"Calling The Lord" joke

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother`s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked her son about the broom and he told her that he had left it outside.
She then asked him to please go get it. The little boy informed his mom that he was afraid of the dark and didn`t want to go out to get the broom. His mother smiled and said `The Lord is out there too, don`t be afraid`.
So the little boy obliges his mom, opens the back door and yells - "Lord? My mom said you`re out here, so how `bout handing me that broom"?

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