"Can I?" joke
One day a little boy asked his mother,
"Mommy, can I take a shower with you?"
The mother replies kindly, "Yes, you may, but you can't look up!"
While in the shower, the little boy asks, "Mom, what is that?" "That's my bush," replies the mother. "And what are those?" he asked again. "My... milktanks!"
The next day, the little boy asks if he can take a shower with his father. Kindly, the dad says he could. And just like the mother, he said not to look up.
Out of curiosity, the little boy looks up. "What's that?" he asks. "That's my..." replies the father thinking fast, "cigar." "Oh," says the boy.
That evening he asks if he can sleep with his parents. The parents agree, and tell him not to look under the covers. Yet, still... he does. The boy booms, "MOMMY, MOMMY! THE CIGAR IS IN THE BUSHES PUT IT OUT WITH THE MILK TANKS!"
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