"Can I Have Two Dollars Please?" joke

A beggar knocked on the door of a Beverly Hills mansion. There was no immediate answer, so the bum kept knocking. For fiteen minutes he kept this up. Finally, an angry millionaire opened the door. The beggar said, " Can I have two dollars?"
" What the hell are you doing waking me up at three o'clock in the morning just for two dollars?!" demanded the millionaire.
The bum replied, "Hey! I don't tell you how to run your business, so don't you dare tell me how to run mine!"

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