"Can you please help me?" joke
Jason walks in to a restroom to pee and as he walks up to the toilet he sees a man standing in front of the urinal that appears to have no arms.
The guy with no arms says to Jason, hey buddy can you help me pee?
Jason thinks to himself this is really weird, but figures that he is a pretty nice guy and is willing to help this guy out.
Then Jason unzips the mans pants and tells the guy to try and shake it out...the guy tries but is unsuccessful.
So Jason pulls the mans penis out of his pants and as he is holding the mans dick he sees all these sores and bumps on the mans penis.
After the man is done peeing, Jason helps him zip up his pants and then ask the guy, hey buddy what was all those marks and sores all over your dick?
Thats when the guy pulls his arms up out of his shirt and says, I dont know, but I sure aint touching it!!!
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