"Cancer" joke
by justincider
Congratulations to my Mum, who has now lost 4 stone in as many weeks.
She is dying of Cancer but, still, 4 stone!
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
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My mate Dave is serving a life sentence for something he didn't do.
He didn't wipe his fingerprints off the knife.
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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mush mush:thats harsh for all them fighting cancer
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