"Car and garage" joke
A little boy and a little girl are playing in a sand box, and when they stand up their pants fall off.
The little boy asks the girl, "What's that?" She said, "I don't know." Then she says, "What's that." The little boy said, " I don't know." Then they go home and ask their older siblings what each of their parts are. The little boy's brother says, "That's your car, you park it in garages." The little girl's sister says, "That's your garage don't let any cars go in it." The next day they are at the playgound and soon return home again. The little girl's sister asks, "What's that in your hand?" The little girl replies, "The car tried to park in my garage so I ripped its back tires off."
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