"Carpet Store" joke

An old lady was shopping in a carpet store and stopped at one she particularly liked. Bending over to feel the texture of it, she let out a fart.
As she stood up, she noticed a salesman standing behind her. "How much is this carpet?" she asked him.
"Well, lady," he replied, "if just touching it made you fart, you're going to shit your pants when you hear the price."

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