"Caterpillar jokes" joke

1. What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf!

2. What is the definition of a caterpillar?
A worm in a fur coat!

3. What has stripes and pulls a tractor?
A caterpillar tractor!

4. What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow!

5. What`s green and dangerous?
A caterpillar with a machine gun!

6. What pillar doesn`t need holding up?
A caterpillar!