"Caught In A Blizzard" joke
Two buddies, Jim and Bill, decided to go on a ski trip, so they loaded up Jim's SUV and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. Pulling into a nearby farmhouse, they asked the attractive woman who answered the door if it would be possible for them to spend the night.
"I know it's terrible weather out there, but I'm recently widowed and I'm afraid the neighbors would talk if I allowed you to stay in my house," she said.
"No need to worry," Jim replied, "we'd be happy to sleep in the barn."
The woman agreed, so they made their way to the barn for the night.
Approximately nine months later, Jim received a letter from the widow's attorney and immediately phoned Bill.
"Bill, my good friend, do you recall that good looking widow at the farm we stayed at?" Jim asked.
"I do," Bill replied.
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night and go up to the house to pay her a visit?" inquired Jim.
"Well, yes, I must admit that I did," replied Bill.
"Did you happen to use my name, rather than tell her your name?" asked Jim.
Embarrassed, Bill replied, "Yes, I'm sorry but I'm afraid I did. What makes you ask?"
"She just died and left everything to me!" announced Jim.
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