"Caught In The Act" joke

When she returned home from an evening church service, an elderly woman was startled by an intruder.
Catching the intruder in the act of robbing her home of her possessions, she yelled out, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (..Repent and be baptised..)
He stopped dead in his tracks, at which time the woman calmly called the police and advised them of the situation.
An officer immediately arrived at her home, cuffed the burglar and asked, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a Bible Scripture at you."
"Bible Scripture?" the burglar replied. "Hell, I thought she said she had an axe and two 38's!"

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