"Caught in the act" joke
A lawyer was appearing for the prosecution in a murder case where the accused's wife, a prostitute, was giving evidence of alibi to the effect that her husband was with her in her house at the time of the murder. Their home was some distance from the brothel where the lady carried on her business and where the murder had taken place at night - the usual working hour in her profession.
He proceeded to cross-examine her:' How is it that you were not at your place of business that night?'
'I practise my profession during the daytime,' she replied somewhat tartly.
'How can that be? Don't your patrons seek you at hours usual in the profession?'
'Oh, no, sir, she replied coquettishly.' Only goondas, badmashes and other lowly types visit brothels at night. Respectable gentlemen like yourself come in the daytime.'
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