"Celebrity Driver" joke

The Pope had just finished a tour of the Florida
East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport.
Having never driven a limo, he asked the
chauffeur if he could drive for a while.
Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a
choice, so he got in the back
of the limo and the Pope took the wheel.
He turned onto I-95 and
accelerated to about 90 MPH. WHAM! The
blue lights of the State Highway
Patrol flashed in his rearview mirror.
He pulled over and a trooper came to his
window.
When the trooper saw who it was, he said,
"
Just a moment, please, I need to call in."
The trooper radioed in and asked for the chief.
He said,
"
I have a REALLY important person
pulled over and I need to know what to do."
The chief replied, "
Who is it, not Ted Kennedy
again?"
The trooper said, "
No, even more important."
It isn't the Governor Jeb Bush is it?"
asked the
chief.
"
No, even more important,"
replied the trooper.
"
It isn't the President George Bush, is it?"
"
No, replied the trooper, "
even more important."
"
Well, WHO the HECK is it?!"
screamed the
chief.
The trooper responded,
"
I don't know for sure but I think it
might be Jesus, because his
chauffeur is the Pope!"