"Centipedes, Slugs and Snails" joke
A snail, a slug and a centipede were spending a day together at the snail's house. It was decided that one of them should go out and get some drinks.
The snail said, "I can't go, it will take me all night." The slug said, "I could go, but if it rains, I haven't got anything to protect me."
With this, they both look at the centipede.
The centipede said, "Okay, okay, I'll go," and he walked out the door.
An hour passed and the centipede wasn't back yet. Another hour and still no sign of him. When another hour passed, the snail and the slug began to worry about the centipede and decided to go look for him.
When they opened the front door, they saw the centipede. They asked, "What are you doing?"
The centipede said, "I'm still putting my shoes on."
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Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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