"Chainletter for men only" joke

THE FIRST WORTHWHILE CHAIN LETTER
This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their sex
life even more fantastic. As opposed to normal chain letters, this one
costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to 6 fellas
who are just as virile as you. Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put
her in a large carton (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it
to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at
the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0.5 miss worlds 2.5
models 463 wild nymphos 3,234 good-looking nymphos 20,198 who enjoy
multiple orgasms 40,198 bi-sexual women In total, that is 64,294 women who
are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag
you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not
to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER One bloke for example who sent the letter
to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in
the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine
attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the
international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old
girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent
the chain letter.)
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me
has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL This is a unique opportunity to achieve a
totally satisfying sexlife. No expensive meals out, no lengthy
conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that
you can screw her. No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no
unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate: send
this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
PS Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.
PPS This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.