Grumpy Jokes

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?A: Moo-dy

Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.Client: No, I always let him sleep.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep