"Chainsaw" joke
A blonde walked into a store and bought a chainsaw. The man behind the counter said "This chainsaw is guaranteed to cut down 5 trees in one day." So the blonde went home and it took her one whole day to cut down a tree. She went back to the store and said "This chainsaw took me one day to cut down a tree." So the man started up the chainsaw and she said... "Whats that sound?"
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not more...
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