"Change of Pace" joke
On the fourth night of their honeymoon, the blissful newlyweds turned off the lights and crawled under the covers.
Turning towards his bride, he tenderly informed her that tonight, for a change of pace, he wanted a hand job instead of the usual stuff. Being the proper girl that she was, she had no idea what a 'hand job' was.
She quickly got out of bed, put on her robe and headed for the phone to call her mother.
"Mom, he wants a hand job and I don't know what he means," she whispered.
"Oh, honey," her mother replied, "it's really quite simple. Just grab it and shake it like you're trying to get ketchup out of a bottle."
"Gee, Mom, that does sound easy enough. Thanks," she replied, hanging up the phone.
She then removed her robe and crawled back into bed. Snuggling up to her new husband, she grabbed his member firmly with one hand and began smacking the end of it with the other hand.
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