"Changing Her Career" joke
Having grown tired of her career, a gynecologist decided to make a change and become a mechanic. She found out what was involved from her local tech college, signed up for evening classes, attended faithfully, and learned all that she could.
As the time for the practical exam approached, she carefully prepared for weeks and passed the exam with remarkable skill.
When she received her results, she was shocked to see that she had been given a grade of 150%. Fearing an error may have been made, she spoke with the instructor.
"I don't wish to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding mark, but I was wondering if there had been an error which might need adjusting," she said.
"During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly," replied the instructor. "That was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which was also worth 50% of the mark. The extra 50% I gave you is because you did all of it through the MUFFLER!"
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