"Charlie Brown deals with important issues of the 90s" joke

A few years ago Charlie brown and the peanuts gang made a new friend who developed leukemia in an animated special entitled, "why me, Charlie Brown?"
Recently MetLife put out a series of instructional pamphlets which feature the gang dealing contemporary problems.
Now that Charlie Brown is dealing with important issues how about Peanuts specials for kids of the 90:
We learn about VD in:
"IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"
Chuck & the little red-headed girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
"ITS BLUE, CHARLIE BROWN!"
Is Linus gay?
"ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"
See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in:
"NO MEANS NO CHARLIE BROWN!"
Discover a father's forbidden love in:
"ITS OUR LITTLE SECRET CHARLIE BROWN"
Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:
"IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN"
What goes on the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean" in:
"GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing social security checks and boosting cars in:
"GO BLAME SOCIETY CHARLIE BROWN"
And Ernie's personal favorite... Peppermint Patty meets the Cincinnati Steamer in:
"OPEN WIDE CHARLIE BROWN"