"Cheap Gift" joke

After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. So he stopped at the mall and went into one of the bigger anchor stores and approached the cosmetics counter.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she replaced it in the case and pulled out a smaller bottle for $30.00.

"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.

Mildly perturbed, the clerk put that bottle back in its place and brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tom, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

Now annoyed at the man, the clerk handed him a mirror.