"Cheap Husband" joke

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50. 00 bottle.
"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. 00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15. 00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."
The clerk handed him a mirror.

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