"Checking the salad bar" joke

The Top 10 Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Your Plate Up
& & 1. Anything that`s moving.
& & 2. Green Carrots.
& & 3. Moldy Croutons.
& & 4. Body parts.
& & 5. Blood in the French Dressing.
& & 6. A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.
& & 7. I`ve seen the movie... they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!
& & 8. Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.
& & 9. How should I put this... let`s just that the sneeze guard didn`t do its job and there`s something phlegm related in the radishes.
& 10. The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.