"Cheesy Wife Jokes" joke

The last fight was my fault.
My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said,' 'Dust!''
In the beginning, God created Earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
My wife and I are inseparable.
In fact, last week it took four state troopers to separate us.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks.
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman and said,
''I haven't eaten anything in four days.''
She looked at him and said,
''I wish I had your willpower.''
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
A man inserted an ad in the classified:' 'Wife wanted.''
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:' 'You can have mine.''
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once.
First guy (proudly):' 'My wife's an angel!''
Second guy:' 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.''
How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage,
men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
If you want your wife to listen
and pay undivided attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.
There once was a man who said,
''I never knew what real happiness was until I got married;
and then it was too late.''
"I lost 250 pounds in one day,
I divorced her.''
A little boy asked his father,
''Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?''
And the father replied,
''I don't know son, I'm still paying.''