"Cheesy pick-up lines" joke

(lick your finger and then touch her shirt). Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I'm not sure if I'm gay. Will you help me find out?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
So, howzabout the two of us going back to my place and you run your fingers through the hair on my back?
Hi! Can I buy you a car?
Bond. James Bond.
Wasn't it you who pinched me in the third grade?
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
(Hand out a card that says) "Smile if you want to sleep with me" and then watch them try and hold back their laughter.
(Again hand out a card that says) Here I am, madly in love with you, on the verge of killing myself for your love and I don't even know your NAME__________ PHONE________
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.
Gosh, I loved your movie!
What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
They say the body's 98% water....and I'm kinda thirsty.
I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
What is a classy place like this doing around a girl like you?
My name is Jeffrey, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me. Please. I'm lonely.
(Go to club alone)Hi, my friend wants to know what your name is.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women (or men) look really bad.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Actually, ma'am, ah'm not as tall as you think. Ah'm from Taixus, and ah'm sittin' on mah wallet.
I think you're the most beautiful girl I've seen...on a Wednesday
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose)BEEP!
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
So, you're a girl huh?
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
Be unique and different, say yes.
You see my friend over there? (Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar) He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one? (if yes: Want another one?)
When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"
Do you sleep on your stomache? Answer: No. Mind if I do?