"Chemistry Revisited" joke

Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help to make water. So, sometimes it's brother against brother.

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.

Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way.

Activation Energy is the useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee.