"Chicken Farmer" joke
A woman went to her accountant to have her taxes filed. "Before starting," the accountant said, "I will need to ask you a few questions." He took down her name, address, social security number and then asked, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she answered.
"No, ma'am, that will never do," exclaimed the accountant. "That's a little too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
"Ok, then, I'm a prostitute," she replied.
"No, that will never do either," he stated. "Let's try again."
"I've got it, I'm a chicken farmer," replied the woman.
Looking puzzled, the accountant asked, "What does being a chicken farmer have to do with being a whore or prostitute?"
"I did raise well over 5,000 cocks last year!" she answered.
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