"Chicken Farmer" joke

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she need to files her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." he gets her name, address, social security number, etc and asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, " I'm a Whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. This is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minutes, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 5000 cocks last year!"

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