"Chicken and Horse" joke
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer cannot be found. So she drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. She then throws the other end of the rope to her friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking. A few days later the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said,' No, I think I can stand over the hole'. So he stretched his legs over the width of the hole and said,' grab for my' thingy' and pull yourself up'. So the chicken grabbed hold of the horse's "thingy" and pulled herself to safety. The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!
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