"Chimpanzee" joke
A black man's walking thru the jungle, hands scraping the ground, when all of a sudden he hears a distant sound.... ChangLingWang, WungChonLee "What da fuck was that?" he says to himself. Then he keeps on strolling through the jungle. A few seconds later, he hears it again! Only much louder... PoeMangFu, WongTonChi All of a sudden he comes across an open clearing, in the jungle, and he sees a beautiful pond about 50 ft. in front of him. And standing on the edge of the pond, he sees an Asian man. He then proceeds to walk towards this Asian and once upon him, he asks him whether he knows where that particular sound from the jungle is coming from.
"OOhhh, yes. You see, this is a magic pond that tell you your ANCESTORS names by skipping a rock on it. Watch and listen." With that, the Asian throws the rock, and as it skips, the mystical noise is heard once again... WooLangChing, HungWongLo The Asian then offers the black man a try, and hands him a rock. And with that, the black man throws the rock with all his might and as it skips, the mystical noise is heard once again......... Chim, Pan, Zee
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