"China was once bordering the United States, until ..." joke

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.