"Chinese Quickies" joke
Q: What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"?
A: A Chinese prostitute.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Black whore with a Chinese?
A: A maid that sucks your shirts.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Abo with a Chinaman?
A: A car thief who can't drive.
Q: What do you call a fat Chinaman?
A: A Chunk.
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an elderly chinaman skipping stones across a lake. At each bounce of the stone off the water, the mountains surrounding the lake echoed back, "CHING...CHANG...CHUN..." The negro was amazed. He asked the more...
These three guys - an American, Chinese, and German - were
shipwrecked on a desert island. The German found this smokey bottle.
So he brought it back to the other two and they all opened it togther
(the German was a really nice guy). Well, low and behold, a more...
Three chaps - an American, a Chinese, and a German - were shipwrecked on a deserted island. The German found a smoky bottle, so he brought it back to the other two, and they all opened it together. Well, out popped a Genie! The Genie granted them each one wish under a condition more...
This black guy was walking by a lake. Sitting next to the lake was an old Chinese guy skipping stones off the water. As he did, they made a sound. They sounded like this Change----Chang-Long. The black guy was amazed. He asked the Chinaman how he did that. The Chinaman said, more...
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an elderly chinaman skipping stones across a lake. At each bounce of the stone off the water, the mountains surrounding the lake echoed back, "CHING... CHANG... CHUN..." The negro was amazed. He asked more...