"Chinese Torture" joke
A guy was lost in a forest and had nowhere to live. Then he spotted a cottage. He knocked on the door and an old man came out. He allowed the guy to stay as long as he didn't touch the old man's daughter. The old man warned him not to or else he would get 3 chinese tortures. At dinner he meets the daughter and she is the most beautiful person that he ever saw. During the night he can't take it anymore so he goes and has sex with the girl. Next morning he wakes up with a huge rock on him. On the rock it says torture#1 big rock. The guy decides to throw the rock out the window, so he does. Then he sees a note on the window that says torture#2 big rock tied to left testicle. So he jumps out the window after the rock. On the way down he spots a huge billboard that says torture#3 right testicle tied to leg of bed.
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