"Chocolate.. mmm!!!" joke
Woman in a restaurant: right, id like a scoop of strawberry icecream, a scoop of chocolate icecream, and a scoop of vanilla please!
Waiter: I'm sorry madam, it seems we have no choclate.
Woman: (sighs) then ill have a strawberry milkshake, vanilla milkshake and a chocolate milkshake please!
Waiter: I'm sorry we dont have any chocolate milkshake.
Woman: Fine. I'll have a strawberry shortcake, vanilla shortcake and a chocolate shortcake PLEASE!
Waiter: Madam, we have NO chocolate! tell me, please, is there the word 'van' in vanilla?
Woman: Yes, theres a 'van' in vanilla
Waiter: And, is the word straw in strawberry?
Woman: Yes, theres a 'straw' in strawberry.
Waiter: Is there a 'fuck' in choclate
Woman: Theres no 'fuck' in choclate
Waiter: THAT'S WHAT IV'E BEEN TRYING 2 TELL YOU!!!
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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good more...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!