"Choice of Weapons" joke

When eight-year-old Little Johnny came home from the playground with a black eye, bloody nose, and torn clothing, it was obvious he had been in a scuffle and lost.
While his father was patching him up, he asked what happened.
"Well, Dad," explained Little Johnny, "I challenged Danny to a duel. I even gave him his choice of weapons, just like you taught me."
"That seems fair," his father replied.
"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his eleven-year-old sister!" Little Johnny exclaimed.

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