"Choirs Of Angels (adult)" joke
Dear Lee,
My Doctor and I went singing Christmas Carols last night... it was SO much fun! He had a brand new song book that we used, with many new versions of old favorites. Some of our other friends came also: Alphonse and his voices Ned, Peter, Daniel, Grimace, June, and Butch/Bitch (hee hee, even his *voices* have voices!); Gringo (you remember Gringo?), but they wouldn't let him out of the jacket; and Nutty Nadine, along with a few others. Everyone was asking for you, wondering when you'd be back... except for Nadine of course - she still says that's YOUR baby!
Here's a little preview for you from Dr. R. Terrycloth's new songbook:
Schizophrenia:
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality:
We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia:
I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
Mania:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and...
or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expenses
Borderline Personality:
Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire
Paranoia:
Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me
Personality Disorder:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry.
I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll Tell You Why
Depression:
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia.
All is Calm, All is Pretty Lonely
Obsessive Compulsive:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock...
Passive Aggressive:
On the First Day of Christmas My Mother Gave To Me... (And Then She Took it All Away!!)
Pretty neat, huh? Anyway, I'll be seeing you when your prescription runs out, I'm sure!
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