"Christmas Cake To Christmas Cake" joke

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan!
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else!
What did the eskimos sing when they got their Christmas dinner?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when "!
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours!
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
What bird has wings but cannot fly?
Roast turkey!
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth!
We had grandma for Christmas dinner!
Really, we had turkey!
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
Grave-y!