"Christmas Groaner 3" joke

Two small communities have banned Santa Claus because of his awful past
indiscretions. One year the reindeer peed on a transformer, knocking our
electricity in one city.

The following year Santa drank too much spiked eggnog and took a dump on the
roof of City Hall, mooning twelve nurses in the adjacent hospital. In the other
community, Santa passed out in his sleigh and his elves put XXX videos in
kids' Christmas stockings. So they've put guards on high buildings and denied
Santa permission to use their airspace. Kids will have to get toys from their
parents.

A local newspaper wrote up the story in their Music section, with the headline:
"Santa Claus is Scum in Two Towns.